maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

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relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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October is Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (LGBT) History Month. Reblog this if you do not care what sexual orientation your followers are, you love them for just being themselves.

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nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

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meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

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drilfucker:

if u can’t handle me at my needy and over emotional and irrational u don’t deserve me at my pretending to hold it together

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towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

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lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum

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misterjakes:

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

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m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

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ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

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the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

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