my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun
when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
*saves game six times just in case*
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
if u can’t handle me at my needy and over emotional and irrational u don’t deserve me at my pretending to hold it together
my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”
gently bap your passum
i dfont understand
bap youre pasum
tfw = two fucking weiners
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
I’m not like other girls!XD
I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.
Oh my god, i hate sluts!
Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird.
All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.