there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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dy1anobrien:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

(via more-scars-than-smiles)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

(via automatically)

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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(via heart)

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via crunchier)

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

(via trust)

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

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if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

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lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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(via retiredjesus)

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thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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(via trust)

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

(via sinkfulloffishes)

"It’s not just about sex. Don’t get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can’t beat that."

(via basedemily)

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(Source: em-stoners, via french)

heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

(via covocal)