An arrow can be shot only by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it’s going to launch you into something great.
So just take a deep breath and keep aiming.
short people are the cutest thing ever
I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.
I have a lamp url myself.
I too have a lamp url.
You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
The white lies men tell their girlfriends
I haven’t even read the lies but the gifs above are just brilliant
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME IT IS APPROPRIATE TO WRITE ON PAINT SWATCHES. WHEN YOU’RE WRITING ON GREEN, QUOTING JOHN GREEN
I was watching The Green Mile the other night and I couldn’t get over this quote
Tired of being on the road,lonely as a sparrow in the rain.
I’m tired of never having me a buddy to be with to tell me where we’s going to coming from,or why
Mostly I’m tired of people being ugly to each other.
I’m tired of all the pain,I feel and hear in the world every day.